Catch Of The Day Two dumb men go hunting. Soon they get separated and, as often happens, one mistakes the other for a deer and shoots him. Frantic with worry, he calls the hospital and asks for help. "Is he still breathing? Can you check if he's still alive--you need to be sure" asks the nurse over the phone. "Wait a minute," the hunter replies." The nurse then hears a loud gunshot, and the man comes back on the line and says "Yup--he's dead for sure. What now?" |
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